OH NOOOOO…I’M GOIN’ DOWN! OOF!
Tripped on thin air, hit forest floor on
first day of work vacation in cabin;
bashed ribs and right knee.
I know, I know, I wore
in a hurry;
didn’t pay attention;
not a good way to start.
Rain poured heavy for two days;
no Internet; only channel on TV is QVC.
OH NOOOOO…I’M GOIN’ DOWN AGAIN!
Darn that extension cord; bashed left knee.
What next? Call daughter? YES!
“Hello, daughter? FETCH ME HOME.”
While awaiting her car, the bedroom door ran
into me and things sticking out gashed my right arm;
blood flowed. Result: no work done, right arm,
right cheek, right elbow, and spirits bruised.
Am healing well, but hurts to burp,
sneeze, laugh. Must rest now;
tired and sleepy. OUCH!
Hurts to yawn and hurts my pride.
Must remember next time to
wear New Balance shoes.
I invite your comments as long as you don’t call me “clumsy.”